My Pregnancy Card

Dear Cardholder,

Congratulations! You have been officially approved for My Pregnancy Card — your all-access pass to preferential treatment, unwavering assistance, and well-deserved pampering.

What is My Pregnancy Card? Great question.

Don’t want to do something because it is painful or stressful? Tired and want a foot rub? Want a glass of water but don't want to get up? Have no fear. Pull your My Pregnancy Card and have your partner, family, friend, or loved one do it for you. No request is too large. No request is too small.

So now that I have My Pregnancy Card, how do I activate and use it? Another great question!

Follow the below steps and you are on your way to using your My Pregnancy Card however you like.

Enjoy!

CARD ACtiviation

Step 1: Remove the Card

Step 2: Activate the Card

If you have not already done so, now is a great time to remove your card from the packaging.

Step 2: Activate the Card

Turn your card over and fill in your two important dates on the back.

Valid From: The day you received this prestigious card.

Due Date: The estimated date your services transition into a new phase (otherwise known as “Baby Arrival Day”).

We recommend you use a permanent marker as the card is plastic.

Step 3: Show your Card

Step 4: Request your Services

Walk up to any nearby human (you partner, friend, family member, or even an unsuspecting bystander) and show your card.

Step 4: Request your Services

Smile and Make Your Request — because, thanks to this card, they can’t say no!

Frequently Asked Questions

Have a question? Pull your card, ask your question, and your wish shall be fulfilled.

Still unsure? Our ready-to-support-you customer service team is available and happy to answer the call at inquiries@mypregnancycard.com.

Here are answers to some of the most frequent wonders we hear whispered.

What services may I request with My Pregnancy Card?

No service is too big or too small. You can request whatever service you want or need. Here are a few standard services this card entitles you to (but certainly not limited to just these):

Emergency Cravings Fulfillment (yes, even at 2 AM. Honored without question.)
Compliments on Demand (“You look amazing!” should be heard daily.)
Back and Foot Massage Services (No expiration, unlimited requests.)
Household Task Delegation (Congrats! You never have to lift anything ever again!
Listening Without Offering Solutions (Nods and “I understand” recommended.)
Uninterrupted Nap Time (Your comfort is paramount.)
Guilt-Free Snack Consumption (Second breakfast? Approved.)

How many times a day can I use My Pregnancy Card?

Once activated, your card comes with unlimited daily uses - all within your card's validity period.

My request was declined. What do I do?

Pull your card and state "this belly doesn't build itself". Then remind them you are growing an entire human and ask what their superpower is. The more silly, sassy, and charming the better. Mission accomplished.

How long is my card valid for?

Your card is valid through your Due Date.

If I have more than one baby, can I use one My Pregnancy Card?

Yes, you can! However, we recommend a "one card per one baby" philosophy in case you ever want to scrap book or keep pregnancy mementos later in life.

Where can I find My Pregnancy Card?

Currently we are available on Etsy with other retailers coming soon.

Terms and conditions

Thank you for your commitment to excellence in parental support. We wish you a joyful and fulfilling journey with My Pregnancy Card — a truly once-in-a-lifetime membership where you call all the shots!

Please note:

This card cannot be denied under any circumstances.
Use of this card may result in adorable belly rubs and excessive doting.
Failure of others to comply may result in dramatic sighs, strategic guilt-tripping, and issuance of "The Look" (which we do not recommend being on the receiving side).
This card does not retain any real or perceived value - expect the value you place upon it.
Additional benefits and unexpected surprises may apply.